Breathe. Just…breathe. And prepare for the most unexpected Star Wars film yet.
Author: Luke Kent
Okja Bitesize Review
“Say hello to a super piglet. This beautiful and special little creature was miraculously discovered on one Chilean farm. We brought this precious girl to the Mirando Ranch in Arizona. Our scientists have been raising her with love and care ever since, observing and performing various studies. And we’ve successfully reproduced 26 miracle piglets by…
Paddington 2 Mini Review
“Paddington wouldn’t hesitate if any of us needed help! He looks for the good in all of us.”
Justice League Review
From the off the DC Extended Universe has been rushed. So I suppose it’s only fitting that the climax of its first ‘phase’ should be too.
Battle of the Sexes Bitesize Review
“When we dare to want a little bit more, just a little bit of what you got, that’s what you can’t stand.”
Thor: Ragnarok Review
Opening with an action sequence set to the pulsating beats of Led Zeppelin’s “The Immigrant Song”, Thor: Ragnarok lays down its marker from the off. As Chris Hemsworth’s heroic God of Thunder tears through hordes of monsters, simultaneously wryly mocking his opponents, we intercut with some straight up comedy on Asgard from Karl Urban’s Skurge,…
Jigsaw Bitesize Review
“The truth will set you free.”
The Walking Dead “The Damned” Bitesize Review
“We move forward. As we move the very world forward.”
The Art of Stranger Things
“Something’s coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here.”
Working with Jigsaw
“No one did a background check?”
Channel Zero: Candle Cove Review
Following a mental breakdown, child psychologist Mike Painter (Paul Schneider) returns to his small hometown of Iron Hill for the first time since his youth. Called back by his tragic past, he sets about uncovering the truth behind a spate of child deaths and the disappearance of his twin brother Eddie in the town back in…
Happy Death Day Bitesize Review
“Oh hey. You’re up!”
