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Tag: Film
Spotlight (2015) Mini Review
“Sometimes it’s easy to forget that we spend most of our time stumbling around the dark. Suddenly, a light gets turned on and there’s a fair share of blame to go around. I can’t speak to what happened before I arrived, but all of you have done some very good reporting here. Reporting that I…
Warcraft: Duncan Jones Vs Misguided Journalism
A cautionary tale of how not to conduct a press junket interview…
Moana: Disney’s Next Big Hit?
Disney + Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson = Winning!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Mini Review
“You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York!”
Grimsby Review
Grimsby is a dumb film. So, so dumb. Incredibly dumb.
Obvious Child (2014) Mini Review
“You’re dizzy because you played Russian roulette with your vagina.”
X-Men: Apocalypse Review
After the stylish, swinging ’60s romp of First Class, and the time travelling, groovy ’70s/futuristic mix of the franchise reinventing Days of Future Past, the X-Men are off to the ’80s for Apocalypse….and they haven’t aged a day over three decades it seems.
The Witch Review
An Intensely staring rabbit. A witch in the woods. One hell of a creepy goat. So is life in 17th century New England.
High-Rise Review
High-Rise shares a lot of commonalities with Snowpiercer (2014). Both see the downtrodden rising up against the rich and oppressive. Both are set in a dystopian version of Earth. And both are brutally dark and anarchic. But whilst Snowpiercer builds to a satisfying and spectacular close, High-Rise stumbles in its third and final act where at…
Special Correspondents Mini Review
“I think we’re so much better off here in New York than Ecuador. Got wine, snacks, not being shot at.”
The Jungle Book (2016) Review
Welcome to the jungle!
