Another year, another Super Bowl jam packed with lots of exciting new looks at a veritable plethora of upcoming movies. Here’s a handy rundown of all of the movie trailers on show, complete with thumbs up/thumbs ratings.

The Divergent Series: Insurgent:

Goofy title, fun trailer – Thumbs up!

Fifty Shades of Grey:

Ugh, a trailer that tells you how many times the previous trailer was viewed. This looks terrible, I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spork – Thumbs down!

Jurassic World:

“Do you think it will scare the kids?” – This looks fun, I’m in – Thumbs up!

Furious 7:

Preposterous car chases, big explosions, The Rock being a badass – Thumbs up!

Hot Tub Time Machine 2:

Incredibly brief, and not particularly funny. The first movie was fun, but this trailer was all too fleeting to get me sold on more Hot Tub antics – Thumbs down!

Inside Out:

Short, kinda sweet, but I now know literally nothing more about the film than I did before this trailer – Thumbs down!

Kingsman:

Boom! Now that’s how you make a teaser – Thumbs up!

Minions:

Well this is just adorable – Thumbs up!

Pitch Perfect 2:

No thank you – Thumbs down!

Seventh Son:

I’m feeling indifferent to this, but just for Jeff Bridges – Thumbs up!

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water:

Cotton candy!! – Thumbs up!

Ted 2:

Like, like, like – Thumbs up!

Tomorrowland:

This looks spectacular – Thumbs up!

Unfinished Business:

Surprisingly funny – Thumbs up!

Terminator: Genisys:

Just…meh! This is not working out for me – Thumbs down!

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Which of these films are you most looking forward to? Share your favourites in the comments below!