There’s a point in Captain Marvel where our titular hero is told by a male biker to crack a smile. A suggestion which she swiftly treats with the contempt it deserves: a hard stare and the theft of his motorbike. If only the seeming hordes of manbabies who spent actual time from their actual “lives”…
Tag: Samuel L Jackson
Life Itself Bitesize Review
“I’m just waiting for the right moment.”
The Hitman’s Bodyguard Mini Review
“You’ve got a speck of blood on your… everywhere.”
Kong: Skull Island Review
I can’t stress enough how bonkers Kong: Skull Island is.
The Legend of Tarzan Review
Tarzan is a man whose life has been one of deep tragedy and intense love in equal measures. Raised in the Congo by apes after the death of his parents, he adapted and became one with not just the animals that brought him up, but also with the jungle itself. His life in the wilderness…
Kingsman: The Secret Service Review
Kingsman: The Secret Service is, to be entirely honest, completely ridiculous. But it is also, incredibly, incredibly fun. Though that’s perhaps not surprising, as if there’s one thing director Matthew Vaughn knows, it’s how to make a fun movie. Though it is undeniably ridiculous, it is knowingly and unflinchingly so, and therein lies the charm. It is…