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Film Reviews
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Mini Review
“Welcome to Alpha, the city of a thousand planets, where for hundreds of years every species has shared their knowledge and their intelligence with each other. It’s paradise.”
Forever Pure Review
At a time when racism in football is still rife, Forever Pure shines a light on an issue that plagues the sport in Israel, and in doing so stands as a worthy voice in the fight against hate.
47 Meters Down Review
A deadly combination of bitey sharks and really dumb characters…
Dunkirk Review
In 1940 the German army pinned back the Allied forces in the French coastal city of Dunkirk. Hundreds of thousands of soldiers, British and French, trapped like sitting ducks on the beaches, facing death. With battles on their home soil still being fought, and more yet to come, the fate of the British army’s life was…
War for the Planet of the Apes Review
War for the Planet of the Apes is much more than your average summer blockbuster. There’s no hand-holding to be found here; it’s near-silent, oft subtitled, methodically paced, brave filmmaking from director Matt Reeves. This is one ape’s personal story unravelled on a grand scale, with the highest of stakes. There’s not enough room for…
Transformers: The Last Knight Mini Review
” It has been said throughout the ages, that there can be no victory, without sacrifice.”
Spider-Man: Homecoming Review
Teenage life can be tough. The tests, the teachers, the crushes, the overly violent villains trying to kill you. Or, at least, some of those things for most people. For Peter Parker (Tom Holland) though, it’s all of the above. That’s what you get when you mix school with your superheroic career aspirations, I suppose.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge Mini Review
“Pirate’s life.”
Wonder Woman Review
Hey, DC have only gone and done a good one!
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Mini Review
“As your power increases, so do to the forces that will oppose you. The born king will come. It is inevitable.”
Alien: Covenant Review
If you’re heading into Covenant expecting a stripped back, return to roots Alien experience, you’re in for a disappointment. It is, however, a massive improvement on director Ridley Scott’s previous entry in the franchise, Prometheus – even though it still finds itself hanging onto that film’s coattails.
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