“Sometimes it’s easy to forget that we spend most of our time stumbling around the dark. Suddenly, a light gets turned on and there’s a fair share of blame to go around. I can’t speak to what happened before I arrived, but all of you have done some very good reporting here. Reporting that I…
Category: Reviews
Film Reviews
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Mini Review
“You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York!”
Grimsby Review
Grimsby is a dumb film. So, so dumb. Incredibly dumb.
Obvious Child (2014) Mini Review
“You’re dizzy because you played Russian roulette with your vagina.”
X-Men: Apocalypse Review
After the stylish, swinging ’60s romp of First Class, and the time travelling, groovy ’70s/futuristic mix of the franchise reinventing Days of Future Past, the X-Men are off to the ’80s for Apocalypse….and they haven’t aged a day over three decades it seems.
The Witch Review
An Intensely staring rabbit. A witch in the woods. One hell of a creepy goat. So is life in 17th century New England.
High-Rise Review
High-Rise shares a lot of commonalities with Snowpiercer (2014). Both see the downtrodden rising up against the rich and oppressive. Both are set in a dystopian version of Earth. And both are brutally dark and anarchic. But whilst Snowpiercer builds to a satisfying and spectacular close, High-Rise stumbles in its third and final act where at…
Special Correspondents Mini Review
“I think we’re so much better off here in New York than Ecuador. Got wine, snacks, not being shot at.”
The Jungle Book (2016) Review
Welcome to the jungle!
Meet The Patels (2014) Mini Review
“You know that girl in Eat, Pray, Love? She goes through a break up, goes on the existential journey to India to get over depression, find out what she really wanted in life? I was that girl. Except, my family was with me the entire time.”
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015) Mini Review
“So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me and suddenly we would be furiously making out with the fire of a thousand suns. But this isn’t a touching romantic story.”
Prometheus (2012) Mini Review
“Big things have small beginnings.”
